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Very Important News: Michael Schwimer’s Girlfriend Finishes Eighth in Bikini...
Uh oh! It’s a blondes vs. brunettes post. The girlfriend of Michael Schwimer – one M, as he once pointed out to us – Missy Coles, finished eighth at the World Bikini Championships this weekend. As...
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Report: Pat Burrell to Retire
Sad day. MLBTradeRumors.com reports that Pat Burrell will officially retire. Back in November, Burrell told the Associated Press that he was likely done, but it seems we can expect an official...
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This is a Picture of Jimmy Rollins and Pat Burrell Dressed in Women’s Clothes
via Jimmy Rollins on WhoSay This is why it sucks that the Internet wasn’t a larger force during most of Pat Burrell’s career. This is the exact reason. Well, this and presumably the cell phone pics...
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Hunter Pence Performs “The Matrix” for NBC 10 Weather Girl Sheena Parveen
Oh my God. This isn’t an interview– it’s an episode of The Bachelor. Yesterday, humanity’s favorite weather girl, Sheena Parveen, a Tampa area native, took Hunter Pence to lunch at Frenchy’s Rockaway...
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Parts 2 and 3 of Hunter Pence and Sheena Parveen’s Lunch (Date)
In what world was this a good idea?! Like, how did that production meeting go? “Hey, I know… instead of sports, let’s just send the pretty new weather girl on a date with the single outfielder!"...
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Your Morning Carts: I Went to the Left Coast to Get Drunk and Bang Bitches...
Oooooohmaaaahgawd. Wet Island goes to the left coast. Look out, vaginas. Jeff Carter is the gayest straight man in the world right now. He has been traded to Los Angeles, where he will join former...
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Your Morning Carts: I’m Going to California to See Richie and All The Philly...
Mike! I brought the jet ski! I brought the jet ski! Let's ride!! I like to fancy this site a bit of a democracy (also, it’s day 3 of dog-sitting temperamental dog and I haven’t slept and don’t feel...
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UPDATE: Gina Lynn’s Ex-Husband Reveals The Porn Star’s Philly Athlete Conquests
Yesterday, KiddChris, the former Philly radio host who now has a show in Atlanta (and the podcast available on iTunes here), invited back two of his favorite guests: Philly area porn star Gina Lynn...
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Jamie Moyer: The Ageless Wonder
"I'm going to throw this now… it'll get there eventually." The man will not quit. Jamie Moyer pitched four perfect innings for the Rockies last night in his bid to earn a spot in the Rockies Major...
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Burrelled: Pat Burrell was Spotted Dancing Shirtless at an After Hours Club...
Oh no. It’s begun. A video from our friends at BirdText.com warned us of this fateful day– May 19, 2012, when Pat Burrell returns to Philadelphia to retire as a Phillie… and, quote, “fuck every pussy...
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We’ve Obtained Pictures of Pat Burrell Day Drinking and Grabbing a Girl’s...
Pic via (@kelminusel) It happened. It happened just like the video said. Pat Burrell was out and about this weekend. On Friday night, he was seen at his favorite haunt, the Irish Pub. He was later...
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Your Afternoon Carts: I Went to an Epic Eyes Wide Shut Party in Vegas While...
Here we the find the Carts in the most dichotomous of situations– at Hyde Bellagio in Las Vegas, sipping champagne (expected) and hoisting the Stanley Cup (completely and utterly unexpected)....
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Hunter Pence Continues His Affinity For Blondes
Hunter’s new girlfriend, via HughE Dillon A trifecta! Hunter has hit the trifecta (and probably then some)! When Pence arrived in Philly, he was dating former Houston Texans cheerleader Lindsay Slott....
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Peter Laviolette, Fashion Correspondent
Peter Laviolette can’t be taking this lockout well. I imagine that he chews on glass to keep busy. Perhaps screams obscenities at neighborhood children who take their sweet ass time walking to the bus...
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Another Story About Danny Briere Texting a Dude’s Girlfriend
I’m kind of hesitant to post this because the last time (I think?) I wrote about Danny Briere’s love life – when Danny was allegedly texting pictures of his Briere to Gina Lynn, according to her...
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Ed Snider Used a Bruno Mars Song to Propose to His 45-Year-Old Girlfriend,...
Photo: HughE Dillon, PhillyChitChat.com Oh, Ed. Never change. Just keep pocketing Philadelphians’ hard-earned money and laying the propped-up pipe to significantly younger women. Dan Gross of...
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Scott Hartnell is the Fifth Hottest Player in Hockey, Scientific Survey Says
Cosmo says he’s hot… and Hartnell’s down with that OH MY GOD HE’S SO SEXY IN SO MANY WAYS, all the ladies say. Well, at least that’s what readers of Cosmo say. The magazine's list, Hot Hockey Players,...
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Hartnell and Parveen, Sittin’ in a Tree
Hartnell DTF! Not since that time NBC 10 sent Sheena Parveen on an awkward lunch date with goofball Hunter Pence have we had a story about, well, Sheena Parveen going on a date with a goofball local...
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Bernie Parent Talks About His Primitive Side, Encourages You to Stay Horny
Wing Bowl, 2012 Bernie Parent is now writing a column for Philly.com as part of the enigmatic website’s misguided effort to increase page views and save money by bringing on mostly non-writers to,...
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The Flyers Partied at Caesars in Atlantic City Last Night
Usually the Flyers wait until after their early exit from the playoffs to party in AC. But hey, that might be kind of difficult this season… so they hit up Caesars and its nightclub, Dusk, last night,...
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